My Work Will Be Metaphorical Until You Make Sense

After giving a client his requested site design, he made it clear he wasn’t pleased.

Me: “But that’s what you asked for…”

Client: “Yeah, but I meant that figuratively.”

Me: “So you don’t want it to look like this?”

Client: “No, I do. Just think of the site design as a metaphor of a real website.”

Me: “…What?!”