My Teacher’s A Wise Crack

Teacher: *responding to random question* “It has pistachio in it, though.”

(Another student who has been kind of zoned out until now suddenly pays attention.)

Male Student: “What?! What did you say?!”

Teacher: “…Pistachio?”

Male Student: “…Isn’t that, like, oral sex?”

Teacher: “You’re thinking of fellatio. Two totally different tastes.”