My Teacher’s A Wise Crack
High School | Learning | June 29, 2013
Teacher: *responding to random question* “It has pistachio in it, though.”
(Another student who has been kind of zoned out until now suddenly pays attention.)
Male Student: “What?! What did you say?!”
Teacher: “…Pistachio?”
Male Student: “…Isn’t that, like, oral sex?”
Teacher: “You’re thinking of fellatio. Two totally different tastes.”
