My Sassy Friends

| Romantic | December 10, 2015

(My girlfriend and I are meeting my friends for dinner. One of my friends has a habit of agreeing to things and then backing out at the last minute with a lousy excuse. Today is no exception. Otherwise the dinner is going fine until the following conversation happens:)

Friend #1: *to girlfriend* “So what do you see in [My Name]?”

Girlfriend: “He has his s*** together, unlike some people. Cough [Missing Friend] cough.”

Friend #1: “Is that sass? Wow.”

Friend #2: “[My Name], if you dump her, I’m coming over to your place and punching the stupid out of you.”

Me: *to girlfriend* “I think they like you.”

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