My Sassy Coworker

| Working | December 15, 2015

(This is one of those workplaces where all the coworkers show our love and support for each other by being complete a**-holes and saying nasty, sarcastic, but completely work safe, things to each other.)

Coworker: “I’m just waiting for a sassy remark.”

Me: *confused and thinking this is one of the conversations I’m supposed to be listening to* “Huh? What? About what?”

Coworker: “You know; a sassy remark.”

Me: “Uh…” *shrug* “I dunno? You can’t just demand sassy remarks.”

Coworker: “Whatever.”

Me: *starting to get into it* “Yeah, I don’t just make sassy remarks on command. What do I look like? A comedian?”

Coworker: *laughs and walks away*

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