My Phone Is Dying

, , , | Working | August 4, 2013

(My grandmother has just passed away, and we are cleaning her apartment out when the phone rings. My dad answers.)

Dad: “Hello?”

Automated Voice: “Hello, this is a message from [Grandmother’s Synagogue] for [Grandmother]. To hear the message now, press one. If you want us to call back, press two.”

Dad: “Well, we might as well press one and hear it.” *presses 1*

Automated Voice: “Hello, this is [Synagogue] with sad news. Congregant [Grandmother] passed away yesterday. Funeral services will be at [Date] and [Time].”

Dad: “Did they really just call her to tell her she died?”

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