[My Name] Needs Some Help

(While my sister is lying on the floor I’m Skyping a friend about somebody killing caterpillars.)

Me: “…and I told her not to, but she said ‘my name, they’ll eat the trees.’ But then-”

Sister: “Uh, [My Name]?

Me: “What?”

Sister: “You just said ‘my name’ while telling a story. You’ve been reading too much

Not Always Right.”

Me: “Actually, it was Not Always Related.”