My Mom Can Handle It
(It is the early 90s, and both my mom and I are active in the local computer bulletin board (BBS) scene. BBS users are usually known by a handle instead of their real name, so I have friends who don’t know me by my real name. One day, the phone rings and my mom answers it.)
Mom: “Hello?”
Caller: “Hello, is [My Handle] there?”
Mom: *to me* “[My Handle], you have a phone call!”
(I take the phone.)
Me: “Hello?”
Caller: “Your mom is awesome!”