My Love For You Is Sprawling

(I’m lying on the edge of our bed with my boyfriend talking to me. He goes to sit beside me and I offer to give him some room so he can sit down on the bed. He takes the space I offer then proceeds to sprawl across me.)

Me: *jokingly* “I offered you space to sit; not to lie across me.”

Husband: “If you give a mouse a cookie…”