My Love For You Is Organic

, , | Romantic | June 9, 2017

(I have been teasing my husband about why he’d keep me around. I decide he must have some scheme.)

Me: “Wait a minute. You don’t have some plot to sell off my organs, do you?”

Husband: “No, sweetie. You’ve treated your body like s***. Selling your organs would be like sending pubic hair to those places that make wigs for cancer patients.”

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