My Flakey Girlfriend
(My girlfriend wore a low-cut shirt and got sunburned really badly the other day. I haven’t shaved in a couple of days, so my face is like sandpaper. We’re currently cuddling in bed.)
Girlfriend: “Between my chest and your face, motorboating is off the table.”
Me: “But it could help speed up the peeling process!”
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