My Favorite Stamping Grounds

(My boyfriend and I are cuddling in bed, ready to fall asleep.)

Boyfriend: *quietly* “Breast mail.”

Me: “Huh?!”

Boyfriend: “What? I said ‘sleep well’…”

Me: *laughing* “Wow… I totally thought you said ‘breast mail’!”

Boyfriend: “Well, I wouldn’t mind that, either!”

(Both of us start laughing.)

Boyfriend: “And don’t even be a smart-a** and mail me a chicken breast in a box, or something.”

Me: “Oh… I actually was thinking more along the lines of putting a postage stamp on each of my nipples.”

Boyfriend: *pauses* “I like your idea better! Let’s go with that.”

(We both went to sleep shortly after, still laughing about ‘breast mail.’)