My Father The Hero
(I’m at a comedy club watching a young lady do her routine. She is starting a new joke.)
Comedienne: “My parents have always been supportive of me. They’re proud of me, right?”
Man In Front Row: *yells* “F*** yeah!”
Comedienne: “F*** yeah! Love you, Dad.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?