My Family And Other Animals, Part 2
(We come home after an evening out, and I notice that the cats have dragged in a lizard. I go to the back yard, where my husband, grown son, and son’s girlfriend are.)
Me: “I need someone to do manly things.”
Son: *dropping the garden hose* “What do you need?”
Me: “There’s a half-eaten lizard in the hallway, son.”
(My son dashes over and pick up the garden hose.)
Son: “Not it!”
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