My Family And Other Animals, Part 11

| Related | February 3, 2017

(My mom and I are walking back to the car after an event. Sometimes when I’m bored I ask my friends what animal I’d be if we all got turned into animals. I decide to ask my mom.)

Me: “Mom, if I were an animal, what animal would I be?”

Mom: *thinks for a moment* “A donkey.”

Me: “Is this your way of calling me an a**?”

Mom: *laughs* “Oh, no! I didn’t even think of that!”


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