My Day’s About To Get Hairy
(I’m working the box office on a particularly slow night. Part of my duty is to answer the phone and deal with customer inquiries. We are a theater that shows rather alternative movies.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Theater].”
Customer: “Oh, what a lovely young voice. Tell me, what is [Movie] about?”
Me: “It’s about a victim of abuse and how she exacts revenge on her abuser. The next showing is at–”
Customer: “That’s nice. You have such a beautiful voice.”
Me: “Um, thanks.”
Customer: “Tell me. Do you like cats? I love cats. I have several. I just moved here and I can’t find any good vets.”
Me: “Yes. I like them.”
Customer: “We sound perfect for each other. I’ll see you tonight when I buy tickets from you…in person. You’ll recognize my voice. I’ll also be covered in cat fur. Good night!” *hangs up*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
