My Daddy Pays For Necessities

(Two girls are walking up to my register with a large quantity of beer.)

Girl #1: “I know it sucks, but you have to remember that we have to live in the real world now.”

Girl #2: “I know. I think I might hate the real world.”

(I check their IDs and tell them the total. The girl paying hands me her college charge card.)

Me: “You do realize that in the real world, your parents don’t buy your alcohol, right?”