My Boyfriend The Gas Man
(My boyfriend works for the gas department of a utilities company. He fixes leaks that have been reported.)
Me: “So, do people make fart jokes at work?”
Boyfriend: “We’re a bunch of guys who stand around and talk about gas all day. You have no idea.”
Me: “Has anyone ever tried to fart into the gas meter to see if it shows a reading?”
Boyfriend: “No comment…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?