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My Boyfriend Is A Lunar-tic

| Romantic | February 2, 2012

(I receive a voicemail from my long-distance boyfriend.)

Boyfriend: “…and I just wanted to say hi on my drive home, and—Oh! You should look at the moon! It is so big and beautiful! It makes me think of you, because you’re beautiful, not because you’re big. You’re not big! Oh, crap.”