My Best Guess Is… You’re An Idiot
(I answer a call from a customer wanting to bring in his car for repair.)
Caller: “Hi. I’d like to bring in my car for service; it’s got a lot of problems. When is your first available appointment?”
Me: “I can do something tomorrow or Thursday this week if you’d like.”
Caller: “Do you know what might be wrong with it?”
Me: *pause* “No, sir, without looking at your car I can’t tell you what’s wrong with it.”
Caller: “Oh, okay.” *hangs up*