Must Think They Were Dragonborn Yesterday

Me: “Thank you for calling [Hotel]. How can I help you?”

Caller: “My name is warrior… and I’m lost.”

(Music plays in background, and the caller goes on about fighting and being lost.)

Me: “Can I have your name, sir?”

Caller: “My father was a paladin.”

(At this point my coworker took the headphones to listen in. It was a prank call, and at least it was entertaining.)