Must Not Have Passed Their OWLs
(Someone has written graffiti on the door and [Teacher #1] has just arrived to see it.)
Teacher #1: “I don’t suppose we know who it was?”
Teacher #2: “[Student] told me it must have been someone evil, like a Death Eater or something.”
Teacher #1: “Hmm… You’d have thought evil forces could at least spell correctly.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?