Must Love Dogs
(The family dog often tries to nuzzle the face of our cat. One day, I hear this coming from the living room:)
Mom: “[Dog]! No! You need to learn!”
(I walk over and see Dog standing in front of a visibly annoyed Cat.)
Me: “[Dog], you’re not his type.”
Dog: *pauses, then walks away, looking at the ground*
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
