Must Have Missed A Step(child)
Some friends and I are talking at a backyard party, mingling with some neighbors of the host.
Neighbor: “Yeah, so my wife and I have two kids in the household, one seven and an infant. One from a previous marriage.”
My Friend: “No way, your kid isn’t seven!”
Neighbor: “You’re right, because otherwise I’d be raising my wife’s infant from another man?”
My Friend: “Ooooh, yeah. I’m dumb, sorry. I’m bad with the whole kid thing.”
Other Friend #1: “And numbers!”
Other Friend #2: “And sequence!”
