Must Have Been Feeling Lucky

, , , , | Learning | July 15, 2013

(My English teacher has an odd sense of humor. Class is about to start, and students are entering the classroom. Student #1, dressed in all black with heavy chains, walks into the room.)

Teacher: “Hey, [Student #1].”

(Student #2, wearing a short plaid skirt, knee-high boots, and wristbands, walks into the room.)

Teacher: “How ya doin’, [Student #2]?”

(I walk into the room, wearing a modest, solid-color t-shirt, plain jeans, and simple sneakers.)

Teacher: “I’ve got my eye on you, punk.”

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