Must Be Really Hungry
Me: “Your table is not quite ready yet. Let me give you this pager. It will go off as soon as the table is set.”
Customer: “Okay, thank you. What’s the range on this pager?”
Me: “Just on this side of the courtyard.”
Customer: “All right, and if I lick it, will it electrocute me?”
Me: *pause* “Please… just… don’t.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
