Must Be Really Hungry

, , , | Right | February 14, 2011

Me: “Your table is not quite ready yet. Let me give you this pager. It will go off as soon as the table is set.”

Customer: “Okay, thank you. What’s the range on this pager?”

Me: “Just on this side of the courtyard.”

Customer: “All right, and if I lick it, will it electrocute me?”

Me: *pause* “Please… just… don’t.”

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