Must Be On Magic Mushrooms

(After reading a story about a guy proposing during ‘The Hobbit’.)

Boyfriend: “Babe, I’m never doing that.”

Me: “Good. If you ever wanted me to venture into the scary world of Mr. and Mrs. your proposal would have to be super ridiculously, disgustingly, nauseatingly, amazingly romantic.”

(There is a pause for thought.)

Me: “Or involve Super Mario Brothers. Super Mario Brothers is the s***.”