Music Is Music, My Friend
Sometimes, when it’s not too busy in the office, I’ll play music quietly from my Bluetooth speaker.
Coworker: “Hey, that’s [Christian Singer].”
I check my phone’s screen.
Me: “Yup.”
The wheels started turning in her brain.
Coworker: “But… you’re an atheist.”
Me: “Umm, yeah?”
Coworker: “But… that’s Christian music.”
Me: “Listen, you know I love music and go to a million concerts. If I let religion dictate what I listen to, I’d miss so much good stuff. Sinead O’Connor is now Muslim, and I love to drive to Hindi music. I listen to country when I draw and play pop when I’m entertaining. Christian music is uplifting and I just wanted a pick-me-up right now.”
Coworker: “But I like [Christian Singer].”
Me: “Great. What’s your favourite song?”
I reach for my phone to pull it up so we can share it.
Coworker: “I don’t know.”
She walked away, seeming kind of upset that a heathen like me could listen to music she likes. My lack of belief has always kept her at arm’s length from me, but now I think I may have ruined her enjoyment of music. Oops.
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?