Music Be The Food Of Love(Making)

(I’m sitting at home watching TV with one of my friends. We haven’t been talking much.)

Friend: *out of the blue* “Are you f****** [Other Friend]?!”

Me: “WHAT!? NO! We’re just friends!”

Friend: “Because the other day he was singing a song we heard in your car.”

Me: “Um… okay? It’s a good song.”

Friend: “Well, I don’t like it. It’s stupid. Also, don’t f*** him. He’s bad in bed.”