Murdering Your Opinion
(I work six hour day shifts on summer weekdays. As long as everything is clean and full, we’re allowed to read a book. I’m reading quietly, but set my book aside as the lone male customer approaches. I take his order, and we’re waiting for his card to go through when this happens.)
Customer: *gestures to book, the cover of which is hidden* “So, what trashy romance novel are we reading today? Twilight? Fifty Shades of Grey?”
Me: *silently holds up the book so he can see the title, which is “Murder on the Orient Express” by Agatha Christie*
Customer: “Oh… That’s a classic.”
Me: “Yes, sir. Now let me get you your ice cream.”
(Being pretentious about books is obnoxious. If he hadn’t been a customer I would have said something, but I could tell he was embarrassed when he left.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.