Murder Is So Hot Right Now

| Romantic | February 24, 2015

(My boyfriend and I are talking about a popular TV show character who is a serial killer, although we both find him attractive.)

Me: “How come you get angry when [Other Character] kills people but not when [Attractive Character] kills people?”

Boyfriend: “Because he’s hot.”

Me: “You think I’m hot. Does that mean I can murder people?”

Boyfriend: “If you can get away with it, sure.”

Me: “Good to know.”

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