Murder Is Just A Game To Them

| Australia | Friendly | July 22, 2014

(I am playing Dungeons and Dragons with some friends. We are in the living room and the window is open.)

Friend #1: “We really have to be careful with this one. He’s an important man.”

Friend #2: “What if we snuck in… that way, and just kinda… stabbed him?”

Me: “That would leave too much evidence. Poison maybe?”

Friend #2: “We don’t know enough about his habits to poison him through food…”

Friend #1: *chuckles* “Darts, maybe?”

(At this point, there’s a knock at the door. I go to open it and see another friend of ours standing there, pale faced and looking quite scared.)

Friend #3: “Are you… are you guys planning to…” *swallows nervously*

Me: *bursts out laughing* “We’re playing D&D!”

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