Multitudinous Ways To Be Mutinous

(Our band director is giving us the rules for the year.)

Band Director: “Don’t ever go in the kitchen without permission. Contrary to what the percussion thinks, it is not a hallway from the garage to the mirror room. It’s where we keep things we don’t want you to touch. It’s also where [Chorus Director] and I will hide if you decide to launch a mutiny against us.”

Student: “Do you really think that if we were to launch an uprising, the fact you told us not to go in the kitchen would stop us? It’d be like, “Hey, [Band Director] told us not to go in there. We’d better stay out, guys.””

Teacher: *cuts him off* “See? Common sense.”