Muggling Through The Trivia

(I just started college and I’m in class when I get a text from my dad. Since my grandparents are old and sick, I check it immediately in case there’s something wrong.)

Dad: “What are the ‘wispy creatures’ called in Harry Potter?”

(I facepalm and then I tell him. A few minutes later…)

Me: “Why did you need to know?”

Dad: “Oh, it’s just useless trivia.”

Me: “In regards to Harry Potter, there is no such thing as useless trivia.”