A World Plush With Lies

(The store I work in is located in a mall, and despite being a candy store we also sell plush toys, with a display set up at the front of the store. Because of this, small children will often fuss at their parents to buy them said toys as they pass by on their way to or from other stores. A little boy wants a stuffed penguin, which his mother pries from his hands despite his protests.)

Mother: “We’ll get it on the way back!”

(Sulking, the boy follows his mother away from our store.)

Manager: *laughing* “So many LIES! When will it END?!”