Much Ado Because You’re Doing Nothing

(I have a co-worker who is notorious for doing what he wants, when he wants. One day, he comes into the break room.)

Co-worker: “I just got yelled at for no reason!”

Me: “Why? What were you doing?”

Co-worker: “Nothing! I was just standing by the door, minding my own business.”

Me: “That’s probably the reason why…”