Much A-Brew About Nothing

(A customer orders a bottled iced tea, the label of which covers most of the midsection of the bottle.)

Customer: “Excuse me?”

Me: “Yes?”

Customer: “I’ll have you know that this iced tea is a ripoff.”

Me: “What do you mean?”

Customer: “Well, I hardly drank any, and the tea is already down to the bottom!”

(He points to the tea visible at the bottom of the bottle.)

Customer: “This is an outrage! I demand a refund or a refill.”

Me: “Sir, just because you can’t see it, it doesn’t mean that it doesn’t exist.”

Customer: “What the h*** is that supposed to mean?”

Me: “It means that the rest of the tea is hidden by the label.”

Customer: “Oh. Thanks.”