Mr. And Mrs. Strangelove

(My husband and I have a running joke where I ask if we’re weird and he either reassures me we are or aren’t depending on the situation.)

Me: “Are we normal?”

Husband: “Probably…”

(I have a crestfallen look.)

Husband: “…not.”

(I smile and clap my hands.)

Husband: “And that is how we aren’t normal.”