Moving From Utah To Utero
Me: “Thank you for calling [Satellite TV Company]. How may I help you?”
Caller: “I need to talk to one of your supervisors. His name is Greg.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, I can’t transfer you to any particular supervisor since there are over forty of them in the building. But I’m sure I can help you.”
Caller: “Is this the call center in Utah?”
Me: “No, ma’am. It’s the one in Nebraska. The one in Utah takes over at midnight.”
Caller: “Well, I knew Greg when I lived in Utah and he said he worked for you. I just moved down to Texas. And I really need to get hold of him, but he’s not answering. So, transfer me to Greg.”
Me: “Like I said, ma’am, I can’t transfer you to a specific supervisor, but I’m sure I can help you.”
Caller: “No, you can’t!”
Me: “Well, I can try.”
Caller: “Trust me, you can’t!”
Me: “Well, why not, ma’am?”
Caller: “I’M PREGNANT, YOU IDIOT!”
Me: “Oh… I see.”
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