Movies That Never Should Have Been Greenlit, Vol. I
Customer: “I want a free rental on my account for this movie!”
Me: “Was the movie damaged? Did it skip or something?”
Customer: “No, it sucked. I don’t want to pay for a bad movie.”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. But we don’t give free rentals on account of bad movies.”
Customer: “But you people should have told me it was bad!”
Me: “Well, I’m sorry. But we don’t get to see all the movies we have here.”
Customer: “I don’t give a f***. This doesn’t change the fact I want a free movie!”
Me: “Like I said before, we don’t give free rentals based on bad movies…” *looks at movie* “… or bad taste.”
Customer: “Huh? What do you mean?”
Me: “You rented Ninja Cheerleaders. This would be like me going to a restaurant, ordering a rat on a stick, eating it, and then asking to get the meal free.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
