Mouse Padding Out What They Need

I work at a computer store around 1995 or 1996. A lady comes in and grabs about six to nine very large mousepads.

Me: “Ma’am, why do you need so many mousepads?”

Customer: “I need all of them spread out on my desk because I can’t get from one end of the computer screen to the other with only the one mouse pad!”

I had to spend a long time helping her learn how to use her mouse.