Mothers Die, But Oedipus Complexes Live On
I work at a housing company. We have over 50,000 houses, so it happens once in a while: tenants die on us.
Me:
“Good morning, this is [My Name]. How can I help you?”
The caller is an adult male.
Caller:
“My mother died.”
Me:
“I am so sorry to hear that, sir, my condolences. What can I do for you?”
Caller:
“I want to cancel her contract.”
Me:
“Of course, sir, let me pull up her contract and help you. What was her name?”
Caller:
“Mom.”
Me:
“Yes, but I mean her name on the contract.”
Caller:
“Mom.”
Me:
“I see… and where did she live; what was her home address?”
Caller:
“[Address].”
Me:
“Thank you. I see that the contract was under the name of Mrs. [Tenant], is that correct?”
Caller:
“Yes, but that was not her name.”
Me:
“I have the wrong address?”
Caller:
“No, it’s right… but her name was Mom! I keep on telling you that!”
Me:
“All right, I understand now. Now, to cancel her contract I need a [form] and a death certificate. Could you send that to me?”
Caller:
“Yes, but they listed the wrong name!”
I have a feeling where this is heading.
Me:
“Did they list [Tenant] as a name?”
Caller:
*Sounding upset* “Yes!”
Me:
“That is exactly the one I need. Please send it to me and we’ll cancel your mother’s contract for you.”
This issue gets dealt with and the contract ends nicely for both us and her son. I think this situation is an exception and think nothing about it. However, two weeks later, I get a call from another adult male:
Other Caller:
“I want to cancel my mother’s contract because she died.”
Me:
“I’m so sorry to hear that, sir. What was her name?”
Other Caller:
“Mom, her name was Mom.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?