Motherpunner
(My daughter is just getting to the age where answering questions with “your face” or “your mom” is incredibly funny to her.)
Daughter: “You know what’s funny?”
Me: “Your mom?”
Daughter: “…”
Me: “Oh, wait. That would be me.”
Daughter: “You’re not that funny.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?