Mother Knows Best And All
(A somewhat well-known professional athlete and minor celebrity is making a home-delivery order. He is with an older woman.)
Me: “Did you find everything all right today?”
Customer: *grunts*
Me: “Can you please fill out this form for delivery?”
Customer: *grunts*
Me: “Your address where you’d like it delivered?”
Customer: “Uh…” *turns to woman* “Mom, what’s my address?”
(Gives address.)
Me: “… and your signature?”
Customer: “My what?”
Me: “Signature. Autograph?”
Customer: “Uh, oh, right!”
Me: “Can you please provide you cell phone number for the delivery?”
Customer: “Um…”
Me: “Your cell number?”
Customer: “Mom, what’s my cell phone number?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
