Mother Is Not So “Closed” Minded After All

It’s almost closing time for a store my mother didn’t care for… until she saw that it was about to close.

Mom: “Wait, let’s go in.”

Me: “Wh… Mom, they’re closed.”

Mom: “Okay, but we’re customers that are willing to pay; they have to open for us.”

Me: “Mom… it’s just not right.”

Mom: “Oh, shush.”

We didn’t buy anything and left after ten minutes of useless browsing.