Mother Has To Take Her Lumps
(I am six. My mother has always had a lewd sense of humour which I seem to have developed. She is buying various items including men’s underwear for my dad.)
Mother: *to me* “You should ask the cashier lady if these underwear come with the lump in the front.”
Me: *having no clue, we eventually reach the checkout desk* “Do those underwear come with the lump in the front?”
(My mother turned beet red and apologized for me. She couldn’t get out of the store fast enough.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
