Mother Has An Axe To Grind
(I’m restocking shelves when I overhear a mother and son arguing near the body wash.)
Mom: *to son* “No! I told you we can’t get that today.”
Son: “But, Mom, I can’t take a shower without my Axe!”
Mom: “Your father’s got an axe. Do you want that?!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?