Most Impressionable This Padawan Is

| Working | April 2, 2013

(This happened back when Star Wars: The Old Republic MMO came out.)

Regular: “I’d like to get the new Star Wars game, please.”

Me: “Sure thing. That’ll be $63.59 after tax.”

Regular: *waves his hand like a Jedi* “I believe you want to give me this game for free.”

Me: *in my best Watto impression* “What-a? You think you’re some kind of Jedi? I’m a [store name] employee. Mind tricks don’t work on me… only money. No money, no game, no deal.”

Regular: *laughs* “So you’re sure we can’t work out a deal.”

Me: *now in Jar Jar Binks voice* “A-no, mesa don’t think we can do that. Mesa Boss Nass would banish me, or feeds me to da gooberfish.”

Regular: *laughs harder* “Well, we wouldn’t want that. Here’s my card, and those impressions made this worth every penny.”

Me: *in Yoda’s voice* “Most appreciative we are. Now go, and may the force be with you.” *bows*

Regular: *bows back* “And also with you.”

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