Morning Glory

| Portland, OR, USA | Related | September 21, 2012

(My father, who lives in another state, is visiting with us. He takes us to a local diner for breakfast. My father routinely drinks several cups of coffee in the morning, and he has just finished cup #3 when our waitress arrives to refill it.)

Dad: “Oh, thanks! I was just about to look for you to ask for more.”

Waitress: “No problem. None of us are any good without our coffee in the morning!”

Dad: “Really? I was always told I was pretty good in the morning!”

Me: *speechless*

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