More Truth Than She’ll Ever Know

| Related | March 31, 2015

(I am around 12 years old when my dad, in one of his normal drunken stupors, decides it is a good time to tell me about ‘the birds and the bees.’ Note: I am female.)

Dad: “So, how are ya? Listening real close? This is prolly the most important thing I have ever tole ya. It’s ’bout the birds and the bees.” *there is a long pause where he gets a real solemn look on his face* “The birds’ll s*** on ya and the bees’ll sting… Now go outside and play!”

 

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