More Than Just Your Car Needs Cleaning
Me: “Hi, how are you today? Do you have your receipt?”
Customer: “Here you go. Do you all do any detailing here?”
Me: “Sorry, we don’t. I can recommend a place.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. I just really need to get my car sodomized.”
Me: “Sorry, what?”
Manager: *walks in*
Customer: *to my Manager.* “Do you know a good sodomizer? It’s been ages since I had it done.”
Manager: *walks out*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
